Total Medals Earned: 869 (From 197 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,450 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (45/720 points)
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Pay off a stone block
Rob a store
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Beat the game.
Kill a grand total of 0 Mimikos.
Escape with 0 deaths.
Escape with 0 deaths, 0 dead Mimikos, and less than 4 minutes on the clock.
Medals Earned: 19/20 (280/380 points)
Start the game
Get the beer
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Get the oxygen tank
Get the rope
Find the screwdriver
Get the telescope
Get the wheel
End of chapter four
End of chapter one
End of chapter three
End of chapter two
End of prologue
End of chapter five
End of the game
Watch credits
It's okay just to be present sometimes
Medals Earned: 5/11 (70/370 points)
Score 100 Points
Score 200 Points
Score 300 Points
Have all powerups simultaneously
Break the space egg
Score 400 Points
Score 500 Points
Kill two enemies with 1 shot
Kill three enemies with 1 shot
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
You fell down 100 meters into the depths
You fell down 500 meters into the depths
You fell down 1000 meters into the depths
You collected all Enoki Skins
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Put the book back.
Ghost
Solve the arrow puzzle
Solve a puzzle
Escape!
Medals Earned: 49/51 (480/500 points)
After Beetlejuice
Good Work, All Right Answers
Medals Earned: 3/13 (60/300 points)
The group found some weapons in the temple.
Alex and Amy escaped on their own.
Unlock IRREVERENT status for Michael.
Kevin accidentally killed Alex.
Finish a playthrough without playing as Amy.
Michael was caught by the cultists and Kevin couldn't save him.
Unlock SELFISHNESS status for Kevin.
Unlock EMPATHY status for Alex.
Everyone escaped from the island.
Nobody escaped from the island.
Alex, and perhaps Kevin, took a boat and abandoned Michael and Amy to die on the island.
Michael killed the Cult Leader.
Collect all map fragments.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (205/355 points)
Destroy 5 enemies
Collect 100 coins in all time
Collect 25 coins in one play
Collect 100 coins in one play
Destroy 25 enemies
Collect 1000 coins in all time
Destroy the final boss
Purchase every upgrade
Collect all 6 artifacts
Earn every other Medal